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 In the sport of motorcycling there are unwritten pieces of knowledge passed from rider to rider. In the Code of the Road, Hawk Hagebak shares these pieces of knowledge for you to read at your leisure. Hawk will answer your questions, share some experiences and provide you with motorcycling travel tips that will compliment your already extensive knowledge of the coolest form of transportation in the world.

 

 March 2009

Kindred Spirits? Hawk with a Hack?

     At some point last year, my 10- year old daughter told me that she wasn’t a big fan of my new BMW motorcycle, preferring instead the old ’93 Honda Goldwing because it was bigger. She added that “Mommy and I can’t ride with you on any motorcycle, you have to pick one or the other and I think Mommy gets jealous when I go riding.” I replied, “Well, what should I do, buy a sidecar or something?” She nodded and crossed her arms. “I’ll get one before Christmas.”  And just like that, I was had!

      I began my search for a hack rig by reading all I could about cost and features. I was careful in considering what kind I would buy because I’d be getting the sidecar bolted onto an ancient mariner of a motorcycle, a ’93 Goldwing with over 150k miles on the odometer (yes, I bought it new, yes, they are all my miles and, no, it’s not a “Canadian metric” odometer).  My Old Wing is probably worth something along the line of $2,000 (to a crazy person willing to buy a high mileage bike!). So, the thought of attaching a “dream” sidecar priced at $5,000 made me dizzy and sick. For cost, handling and aesthetics, I had decided on a Velorex or a Vetter Terraplane. I would not be buying new; I’ll be looking on Ebay, thank you.

    Craig’s List, Ebay, motorcycle magazines and Cycle Trader became my constant companions. Like a frustrated young man compelled to find internet porn, I was burning up my bandwidth in search of a sidecar.  Night and day, on the lap top and mobile app and into every shop I could find, the search of a sidecar was on.  I made dozens of bids. One night, up until 1:00 a.m. to bid on a Velorex that was in Texas only to lose the bid in the final second of the auction. Another time, I found a great sidecar in Tennessee and, not wanting to show my hand to soon, planned to hold off on bidding for a few days until the auction neared a close. Damn the luck, the guy took the Hack off the auction because no one had bid on it with just 3 days left in the auction! I vowed never to let that happen again! If I saw something I might like, I’d throw a bid on it to make sure I didn’t lose it.

    Time had not been my friend in this endeavor. My self-imposed “before Christmas” deadline was fast approaching, and I had no sidecar in the garage. The daughter of any good Daddy will tell you that if her Daddy says he’s going to do something, by golly, it’s done! I explained the predicament to her and although she understood, she was surprised that I hadn’t been able to accomplish what I had set out to do. My real saving grace was an uncharacteristically brutal winter in Georgia, so she wasn’t to keen on riding anyway. My search continued into the new year.

     One late night, almost asleep, I found a new listing for a shiny black Vetter Terraplane with an extended windscreen and rain cover, seatbelt, tubular construction, all in excellent condition. I blew up the photographs and saw that the seat inside was in great shape, still had both keys for the trunk, the thing appeared to be brand spanking new, despite it’s 20+ years of being around. I figured someone bought it, used it sparingly and then got rid of it. Yep, as much as I didn’t want to admit it, I had the bug to buy this sidecar. It was being listed by Competition Cycles in Butler! Well, I was quick to throw down my usual “starting bid”. It was the perfect item, not far away, after all, Butler is in East Tennessee, near Watauga Lake, just a couple of hours from the house! This is perfect!

    In a ritual that had been repeated many times before; the next morning, over breakfast, I logged into Ebay to show my wife a daughter “our new sidecar”. That’s when I discovered that I had bid on the perfect sidecar, at the perfect price in not the perfect locale.

    Now, those of you who knew about Butler, TN should be rewarded for your geographical insight. If you’ve ridden all my routes, you’re sure to have passed through Butler on the Watauga Loop Ride (p 140, Book 2). If you are familiar with Butler, WISCONSIN, I can only assume that you are a Cheese-head like me! Butler, WISCONSIN? What was I going to do if I won the damn thing? Well, not to worry, I was the first to bid, and mine was a low, low, low, opening bid; surely someone would outbid me. There were literally hundreds of people “watching the item” and I felt that I’d lose the auction in the coming days or at least in the final seconds. I had already prepared my “Dang the luck” speech to my wife and daughter and continued my search.

     Days passed and I was still the lone bidder. The final day of bidding came and still, no one was bidding. My bid was awfully low, surely someone will outbid me. At 8:42 pm on January 12th, I was confirmed as the “Winning Bidder” of the sidecar that was NOT IN Butler, TENNESSEE, but in BUTLER, WISCONSIN!! I called the shop on the 13th and explained that I would come get it, but would have to wait for a break in the weather. The gravelly voice on the other end told me he didn’t mind storing it for a few weeks, as long as my check cleared.

     I always prefer to ride motorcycles instead of driving a car or truck, but with the need for utilitarian transportation, I do actually own a little truck. A January jaunt from Atlanta, Georgia to Butler (just outside Milwaukee), Wisconsin was not a good mission for a motorcycle, cold, snow threatening and I’d have to learn how to ride a sidecar rig on the 842 mile return trip. No, thanks! My little Nissan truck has four little cylinders and gets pretty good mileage, but it’s anemic power band has problems with molehills, much less mountains (like Monteagle in Tennessee).  I checked the weather and rechecked the weather. There was a small window of opportunity on the weekend of January 23rd.

    On Thursday, January 21st, I downloaded directions to my sister-in-law’s brother’s house in Milwaukee (a gent I had met only once, but a stellar person on all counts), packed my truck with some food and drink, a bag of clothes and went to bed. Friday morning came, I kissed my wife and child goodbye at the breakfast table and all was set for my journey. You’d think that driving the 13 hours to Milwaukee and back would take a few days, right? Well, that’s just not my style. I worked on Friday, January 22nd and didn’t leave for Milwaukee until 1:00 in the afternoon.    

 

Come back next month to see if I made it!

 

Until next month,

 Kickstands UP!

       ~Hawk

 

 

 

 

 

 

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